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When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth
He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
When someone shits the bed.
Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.
A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown
"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"
An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.
Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED
Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom
What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification
When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.