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Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
A phrase to express how upset you are. Usually used in a playful but sincere way.
"I'm cheesed. The coach made me run three extra laps when I did nothing"
Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer
“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”
An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.
"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"
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A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.
Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.
We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.