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That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.
"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"
The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.
When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.
"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"
During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.
cheese churning is my favorite sexual act
The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.
I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.