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Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
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The sexiest person known to man. everyone bows down to him as he walks past. he is just that sexy.
Matt Charnley is so dam hot
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Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
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Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.
A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
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A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks
- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.
-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce
-was aneconomist for the RNC
Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.
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A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.
What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat
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Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
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