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When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.
It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.
When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
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The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?
A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder
The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”