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Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022


Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 31, 2019


Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 31, 2019


Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011


Clocking

To completely finish a video game

Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"

by donedeed February 12, 2020


how much is the clock

A good version of "What time is it?"

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90

by Birvan384 January 9, 2018


clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.

"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)

by chargingport August 6, 2023