Toast

Toast-(n.) Possibly the most convenient means of a piece of crunchy bread that tickles the taste buds that only can be explained by leaders of the free world and Morgan Freeman.

2. Add some butter and cinnamon and you got yourself a freaking good piece of awesome.
3. A rambunctious character who runs around causing nothing but stupidity and pure unorganized havoc.
4. Texas toast...a thick slice of pure amazing.

"Look. Morgan Freeman. HE'S GOT TOAST!"
"I'm gonna add some cinnamon to this toast. Oh Lord. Nicely done."
"Dammit Toast! You killed the tomato!"
"I'M GONNA GET ME SOME TEXAS TOAST!...Mmmmm."

Toast

To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted

He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.

Toast

a word for weed

hey man you got any toast?

ya i have about 2 loaves.

Toast

1: Cooked bread, often from a toaster.

2: A state in which you are in very big trouble. This word is now replaced with cooked.

1: I love to eat toast every day!

2: We are so toast.

Toast

When two people fuck a sandwich until one of them cums. Who ever cums last has to eat the sandwich

Want to play toast with me?

Toast

The best food ever also made by toasters

*scion xb breaks down in hot sun *
Awwcrap I’m toast

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.