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A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.
Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.
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The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.
Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
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That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
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1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people
2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet
3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud
"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"
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A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.
Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.
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A submissive male homosexual who is a nasty degenerate that enjoys licking public toilets & urinals. He must be able to enjoy Humiliation, Degradation & defilement. Some of these guys are even so bold as to strip fully naked and record themselves doing being disgusting sluts. This behavior can be used to attract or satisfy a Master or an Alpha.
PTFs are most happy when they're being anally used by real men while they service the toilet.
1.)Ewww. That small dicked Public Toilet Faggot posted another video on Bdsmlr. I got off so hard watching it.
2)Saw Otter Phox, that skanky Public Toilet Faggot at the reststop the other night. He looked so happy so I pissed on him.
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when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"
dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch
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