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A night spent alone with only pornhub and foodhub for company.
Oh man! That was the best Twin Hub night in ever. An extra large munchie box and 3 hours of dwarf porn.
A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.
Its is when you and a friend messed around with the same person but didnt have sex.
"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows
you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away
get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau
OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS
N.G AND Z.G
DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY
is when there are 2 fat ass girls trying to get laid/ walking around town, the pun is though each fat chick is a promo twin set, in other words 2 points per promo, if you see a whale thats called a going out of businesses or under new management which is worth 5 points
so when your walking down the street you tp your buddy and say o man look at those promo twins so they dont catch what your talking about, wo shes going out of business or is under new management! or both
Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...
Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...