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Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will
Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?
Yes
Ok I will
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when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax
I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom
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Relative of a trap queen, provides fun ideas and participates but also supervises
Julia is such a trap uncle- she always comes out to have a good time, but won't let me take 27 shots of tequila in under an hour
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The best uncle to shit talk with and or too as a man with the skills to add meaning to the real situations a young man may encounter
Uncle Harry ; ya prick get up its whiskey pete. Wtf its only four oclock , i need a ride !
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Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.
“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”
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Menstral period.
"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."
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Stoner
Drunk
Loser
Punk
Douchebag
Did you see uncle cam in the pot store yesterday?
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