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yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)
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What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.
"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"
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A phrase often used by an angry spouse when their partner has described an inappropriate situation that they have been thinking about and the spouse would rather they didn't.
Peter: I'm just thinking about dem chicks! Dey were well fit! Banging!
Barbara: Go and wash your brain out!
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She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap
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"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???
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When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
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