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What the fuck!!!!

Tim: what the fuck do you think ur doing!

Nonce: having sex?
Tim: she is five!
Nonce: I know?
Tim:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! Is used to question why the fuck a person would do that. Fucking idiot!

by Wagwan fam, pifting? August 4, 2020


what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

by MisterStealYourReich January 29, 2017


what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

by wydimMeow April 22, 2021


What no way

Say this (question “WHAT”) pause (then say “no way, or no fuckin way”) as a response to what you just saw and or heard. Usually after something amazing, unique, or even a correction to make life easier etc.

1. You—-Hey Mom, guess what…

Mom—-yes dear,

You——i just saw Pres Biden fall off his bicycle!
Mom—-What No way…..

by @bigtruk July 31, 2023


nigga what

can be used in two ways
one more aggressively (nigga what!)
one more confusedly (excuse me my african friend, huh?)

*In a fight*
person1: nigga what! whatchu gon do pussy! nigga what, nigga what!
person2: i finna beatcho ass

*in a conversation*
person1: my pheromones are lacking
person2: nigga what? fuck does that mean?

by bloowh November 28, 2022


what the random.

The best page on facebook, home to geeks, nerds, and other outcasts. New photos are uploaded everyday by the author and the fans.

Person 1- What the random. is hilarious, the photos he posts every day are great.
Person 2- Yeah, but the last photo is always some creepy black and white shot.

by They Call Me Fluffy June 4, 2011


What A Jerry!

A boul who mucks and slumps 30 minutes into zinging with the guys

Yo Derek, this kids a fucking jerry. What A Jerry!

by Yero sands December 4, 2022