The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

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Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch

A taunt often screamed after proving your opponent wrong during or just after a heated argument. To conceed to this your opponent must reply, "your the baldwin baby!"

" And then i showed him the game was in the case where i had put it, and screamed, Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch!!"

"Jim said saoory and also, by the rules, Conceded that I was the baldwin."

Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch

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Who left the fridge open?

A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder

"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"

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She Who Must Not Be Named

JK Rowling.

I'm gonna start referring to JK Rowling as She Who Must Not Be Named.

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who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

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WHO PAVED THEIR OWN WAY

BLACKPINK PAVED THEIR OWN WAY 4 SUCCESSFUL WOMEN

who paved their own way? blackpink paved their own way

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who shot john

Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.

Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!

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