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A person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. Solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. They can also be described as embarrassments, psycho, and crazy. They are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.
girl 1: "Carly you're the best solid gold dancer ever!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"
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After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.
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Not every woman with a rose gold iPhone is a whore but every whore has a rose gold iPhone
I was on a date with this girl and then I saw she had a rose gold iPhone. Decided not to risk it and left prematurely.
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Gold smuggles in through a choice of fish in brixham
i brang in a rolex in some Mullet through the brixham trawler industry
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Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
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the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.
Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold
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