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WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.
The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.
Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.
Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal
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the act of ramming a massive penis into a womans vagina, and after ejaculation the massive penis is coverd in "cheese." It's big like a new york slice of pizza. have you ever seen those things? they're fucking huge.
Dina Scott really enjoyed that new york slice i showed her yesterday afternoon
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being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
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When you shit then force the shit into a girls asshole pleasurably
"How's Amy." "Not good I gave her a New York City man hole cover last night, she's not walking right "
A competition held on Long Island and parts of upstate New York. In this competition, firemen are timed to do simple yet complex tasks to train, and have fun.
Me and my friend went to the New York State drill teams competition today.
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A great title for a porn franchise
Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!
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