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el me up

meaning of someone wanting to marry you, especially if you compliment each other like the moon and the sun.

(comes from wife me up)

you're the love of my life. you mean everything to me. please el me up! here, take that ring and be the moon to my sun.

by arteqx January 9, 2022


el me up

meaning of someone wanting to marry you, especially if you compliment each other like the moon and the sun.

marie, you're the love of my life.

aw, that's so sweet! please el me up!!

by arteqx January 9, 2022


cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022


Douse me

To piss one off while offending them

Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!

by Robyn J July 11, 2008


Douse me

Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.

A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"

by Pandemoniumz February 22, 2021


Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.

Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.

by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022


never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023