the teenage girls, catherine and kalani, WANNA RIDE THAT DICK UNTIL DAWN
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These Staten Island girls ain’t shit
1: A very, very obsessive Hugonut. Although the term seems to have original been female-exclusive, a lot of self-identified “deirty boys” have been spotted lately. Known for a lot of jokes about grapes, a strange language similar to brainrot, and living inside of Menards if they’re the special Midwestern kind of Deirty Girl.
2: A Hugo Weaving inspired Print On Demand brand originally created in 2002 by Tanathir and revived by Shade A recently, features the mascots Elsie the Pengaroo, Martin the Wallaby, and Vanilla Kitty. They specialize in a lot of humorous products inspired by Hugo Weaving and inside jokes among his fandom.
1: “My sister is a total Deirty Girl! Last night I caught her eating an entire box of grapes, drinking nonalcoholic amaretti and babbling incoherently while watching the Dirtwater Dynasty”
2: “I think Martin is my favorite Deirty Girl mascot. He has some of the coolest prints, although Vanilla is cute as well!”
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Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror
A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.
"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"
Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.
The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
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