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An effort by any organization to flush out the deeply entrenched morons far up the proverbial leadership tract.
After years of slowly eroding into a complete shell of itself the CEO of the company brought in a team of driven and intelligent performers to perform a high moronic and rid the group of idiots that had driven the place into the ground for years.
When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.
Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”
A large, dusty field n the middle of a bunch of houses that look exactly the same
“See those kids playing football in that open field over there? That’s blue valley north high school”
did the batch of 2022 ever witness high school?
*sighs*
A place where people separate and go their own ways after primary school. (you mean nothing to a group if you are not in it)
You will encounter dickheads, pricks, bastards, gossipers, and more than anything else, attention seekers.
The teachers here don't give a fuck, the students here only care about themselves, and everyone here is fake as fuck.
Unless you are extroverted or don't care what people think of you, you will spend your whole time here just trying to get by and fit in.
Guy 1: Fuck, i have High School tomorrow
Guy 2: Shit, i'm glad i finished years ago
The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.
High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?
Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.
Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up
Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.
Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo
Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.
Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo
It's unfair to hell to call high school hell.
Parents: How was high school?
Kid: Wheres the bleach?