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When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.
I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle
They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!
Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.
When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness
This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son
A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.
"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*
when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it
I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it
A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"
A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs
I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach