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What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.
"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."
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When a male transvestite hooker poses as a woman & gives a customer a blow job. The customer then requests sex, thus resulting in the customer fucking between the hooker's testicles, thinking he's pounding the vag.
Transvestite: He asked to have sex, so it led to him fish fucking me. Jokes on him!
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When you take a piece of nerds rope and insert it into a pregnant womans vagina and fish out the unborn baby (prematurely) and eat the fetus for your own pleasure. The baby WILL latch on
"i was so hungry and craving a christopher reeves fix and just had to go baby fishing"
"dude, i would have done the same thing"
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Upon taking a woman from behind, aka the doggy style position, the man pulls out and expectorates on the back of a woman's head. When she turns around to see if he's cum, the man ejaculates in her eye.
Brenda lost her contact lens from a fish eye
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So Cindy shaved last night, that was the best damn fish knuckle I've ever had.
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A person that is dorky, fun to be around; Rickey Postelle. The word was originally came from a comedy routine, preformed by Bill Engvall, about a goofy looking fish.
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When your woman menstruates onto another surface, such as a towel, and then you cum on that surface afterwords.
She got tired, so we finished by having fish sex.
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