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The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.
Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?
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In the literal sense, this means to insert the penis in its entirety into a females vagina, leaving nothing but your balls outside of said vagina.
It can also be used to imply that the action or event was taken to its extreme, with no other possible courses of actions available.
Joe: "Dude I came back to my controller and you were balls deep up in my ass."
Me: "Ahahahahahaha!" *accidently walks off cliff on map Jungle in Black Ops
Person 1: "Dude, we're balls deep in the Middle East now that Obama's president."
Person 2: "Not as deep as I was in your mom last night."
Person 1: "WTF?!"
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To spend a lot of cash, especially at a strip club.
Yo, homes, I got five hundred dollars in ones. Damn, it's time to ball out!
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Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.
"Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"
"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."
Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)
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The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!
The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...
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One of the most docile, shy, and curious of snakes that has a place in the herpetoculturists collection, known in Europe as the Royal Python, albeit its name Python Regius, that, if able to be fed well and under a secure and well kept cage, can not only be an almost personable long term pet, but an interesting and entertaining one at feeding time as well. Comes in many colors and can be expensive to buy, so watch your wallet.
Aaron: Hey dude, I got a Ball python for Christmas.
Logan: Sweet, dont let it escape...
Chris: Especially in my house.
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Self explanatory, a pool filled with plastic coloured balls where kids gather inside to wade around in as they pelt other kids with balls. More deviously used is for pedophiles to hide in futilely to molest young children or to fap in the pit. Needless to say, with a combination of piss, bacteria and sperm.
Damnit, this was the third adult we had to escort out of the place today for hiding in the ball pit.
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