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A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!
You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!
Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!
Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
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Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....
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Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
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That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
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You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out
Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick
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doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day
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