Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

desember 1

They are clever and kind if you want a friend chose someone that he bornd at desember 1

Mary's boy friend was bornd at desember 1

1 to 10?

A subtle way of asking if someone is fucked up, and if so, how fucked up they are.

(When your friend is acting weird, but you’re in public)

You: 1 to 10?
Friend: Uhh, seven?

population: 1

POPULATION: ONE is battle royale only possible in VR. Its unique Vertical Combat System gives players the freedom to climb anything, fly anywhere, and fight everywhere. Use your environment creatively to gain the high ground advantage.

(don't read)
Me: hey want to play population: 1
Friend: I don't have vr
Me: oh ok
(This isn't funny)

gymnopedie no 1

the best music in the world. literally so calming and everything.

LISTEN TO IT unless you dont like it which i dont like you.

cool person: hey have you listened to gymnopedie no 1? it really calmed me down and everything.
me: yeah i feel so peaceful

1.Dogma

In the first age
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
One stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
The Doom Slayer

The intro to Doom 2016,. 1.Dogma sets the stage for the Doomslayer

Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic

Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5