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When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.
Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!
1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
Go: Go
Fight: Fuck
Yoda: Yourself
After being asked if I would like to read the valuable life changing information on this pamphlet, I told the person that they should 'Go Fight Yoda'.
a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.
the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy
When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.
Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?
Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
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While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”