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When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.
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The amount of time it takes for young inspired teachers to reach complete burnout in American public schools. This is largely due to standardized lesson plans and tests, inept administration, being worked overtime with poor pay, and students and parents who don't care.
New Teacher: "If I can just reach one student today, I will have done a good job"
6-year burnout teacher: "Jason, I'm sick of your attitude. Turn in your test and get out of my classroom!"
6-year burnout teacher: "Class, instead of having you read Julius Caesar, and me teach you about it, we are just going to watch a portion of the movie to cram for the EOG test."
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A 40-year old man who rides BMX, And made up a rapper name. He is very monotone and repo's peoples cars, he eats many breakfast sandwiches and dresses like he is 20, is big on utube.
6 Pack Popp: hey wanna go BMxing
Joe: but ur 40
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something totally lost and is believed to have been thrown away.
Shit, where's my wallet; I hope it didn't go "by way of the 6-50"
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Text freaky things to somebody till midnight whatever happens in the messages stays in the messages
Girl:You so fineee
Boy: what?
Girl: May 6-7 is freak day
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