Soup Bum

Once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. Alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. Soup bum is known to leave the anal opening with what can be called "ring sting" due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the anal cavity.

Guy #1: "Man I gotta shit..."
Guy #2: "Pinch it dude.."
Guy #1: "You can't pinch 'soup'. I have soup bum."

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bum call

when your butt accidently dials a number

jane: "hello?"
phone:"............"
jane:"dude it's a bum call!"

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burning bum

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch

"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

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bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

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crumb bum

Someone who isn't doing the work they're supposed to, who's being lazy.

Yo, crumb bum, get to work!

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bum hole

a place of happiness...of happy penis

I want to do her in the bum hole..damn that's so hot

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bum hunting

The pastime of beating up the homeless with blunt instruments, thrown projectiles and sometimes paintball guns. Occasionally, the prey will be set on fire. Bum hunting is most commonly done by groups of young men out of boredom.

The posse, having nothing better to do that night, got some baseball bats and went to the park for an evening of bum hunting.

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