I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

Third knee

I'm not defining this

that statue have a third knee between his legs

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

bend yo knees

To "bend yo knees" is to run, simply just running or run away

Guy 1: Dont bend yo knees when we spin the block.

Opp: Aint nobody finna bend knees!!!

No knee caps

A person who will never propose. Refers to the emotional inability to get down on one knee Not to be confused with eternally single; someone without knee caps will stay in long term relationships, but will never actually pop the question.

Sis, your man has no knee caps. If you want marriage and kids you need to move on!

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.