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The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
Have you ever been double muffed?
A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.
Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!
For a woman to sit on a person's face.
I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.
Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
Hey look its queen muff muncher.
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.