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jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 16, 2022


shirt fight

A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.

Example (1)

Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"

Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."

Person 1: "A shirt fight?"

Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."

by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013


Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'

A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'

by llihp notwen August 31, 2019


International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 4, 2022


macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"

Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then

by quantuman April 8, 2010


Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

by Gavalot January 11, 2011


Nasa shirt

A short sleeve button up shirt.
Often worn by the engineers at NASA, who work in Florida and Texas.

Hey man, I love your NASA shirt!

by Psuluver555 November 1, 2019