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Edgar unit

An arbitrary unit of measurement. Edgar untis can be used to measure distance, weight, temperature, mass, buoyancy, density, time, volume, surface area, and/or anything quantifiable. Edgar Units can also be used as currency. Used in situations where you either don't know, or don't want to tell the quantity of something. Edgar units randomly change value and are not relative or based on anything. A object can be 12 Edgar units in size but be smaller than an object 3 Edgar units in size. Edgar units can use the metric system prefixes. Edgar units may be abbreviated Edgars.

Q. How big is your penis?
A. 8 Edgar units

Q. How much force did the Tsar Bomb generate?
A. About 5000 GigaEdgars

by eoq April 1, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017


Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.

"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"

by James Wood370 February 13, 2014

147๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clan Soldiers United

A starcraft and starcraft broodwar gaming clan Has all the games on BNET

Destined to kill is another clan on bnet like Clan Soldiers United

by oaktown14 December 2, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


united kingdom

The largest place on earth with liberials, so basicly the pussy of the world (tied with canada)

we should give those basterds the palgue again

if i lived in the united kingdom, i would kill myself

by uk sucks ass November 1, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


United Statian

A term used by inhabitants of Central and South America (and more recently, guilt-ridden American liberals toeing the PC line and people who think that Americans are completely unaware of the outside world) to refer to the citizens of the USA.

Usually, it's followed by the dubious explanation that "America is a continent, not a country" (never mind that much of the world counts it as two and the exact definition of "continent" is fuzzy), the charge that "they're just ignorant" (never mind that, again, Americans count it as 2, and contrary to popular belief, they ARE taught basic Geography in school), and/or cries of "they have no right to the name" (never mind that the USA gained its independence a solid 30 years before any other country on either continent, 50 years or more before most, not to mention that French Guyana and number of outlying islands are STILL under European control, or the fact that the USA is the only country that actually has "America" in its name).

The fact remains that in most languages and in most countries, "America" without any qualifiers refers to the USA, not the continent(s) or whatever shit stain country these people are so ashamed to admit that they're from that they feel the need to co-opt someone else's denonym and get mad at them for using it first. I've never seen a Canadian do it, probably because Canada is awesome, and even if they did, Canadians aren't douchey enough to insist that their way is the only way.

"I'm going to base my judgement of 330 million people on a few stupid United Statians that I've either interacted with or just seen on television"

"Those stupid United Statians call football 'soccer'"

by MidnightSubmarine October 11, 2016

16๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


taken United style

Removed from a situation or place of business in a rough manner.

I got really hammered last night and was totally taken United Style out of the place.

by steelbikes May 25, 2017