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When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently
I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away
Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.
Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.
I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.
When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.
Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.
1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement
"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."
The burning result of hot melted cheese falling on your hands, tongue or any part of your body.
He’s been wearing mittens since 1993 to hide the wounds that cheese burn did to his hands when he was handling a hot quesadilla.
“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it’s a fucking comedy.”
Jack? Jack Burns? No, i'm an IDEA