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When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.
How was your first date?
Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.
Her idea?
Yep.
The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”
You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.
Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."