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A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.
Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.
Person A: I know you are, but what am I?
Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.
Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.
Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.
Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
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This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.
hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.
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An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."
The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.
Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude
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An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.
1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit
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A look given to students by Mrs.Perkins who misbehave or don't complete there homework. This 'look' is highly feared, and emotionaly scarring.
Student:"Oh my god! Whats wrong?"
Crying Student: "I forgot to do my homework last night and got the 'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!' look!"
Student:(dies loudly)
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Basically you can't come back from it unless you use an Uno reverse card. An op roast for kids 7-10
Gay1:your mum gay lol
Gay2:no u
Gay1:uno reverse card
Gay2:I know you are but what am I
Gay1:fuck
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When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.
- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.