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a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
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Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.
You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.
Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.
"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."
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The ritualistic act of waking up with your significant other and proceeding to shower, eat breakfast, and fuck; hence show chow pow.
Note: The order in which these activities is completed is dependent on personal preference. If you want to be clean before a bang then the classic show chow pow is ideal.
Gal: "Honey, you awake?"
Guy: "Meh"
Gal: "Honey!?"
Guy: "Babe, I'm trying to sleep."
Gal: "Ugh. Fine. I just thought you might want to show chow pow?" (rolls over)
Guy: "Let's fuckin' do it!"
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British slang for when a group of people throw several live grenades and fireworks into someone’s house for the purpose of a common prank.
“Hey let’s go prank Jimmy with a Jolly Good Show!”
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A real man's show
That's all I can say
The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man
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A community on Livejournal that features many fat and ugly women getting naked and posting pictures of their disgusting breats.
Also contains a plethora of men posting photos of their penises; which are usually small and/or misshapen.
While there is about a 10% margin of hot women who post here, the majority are either extremely obese or extremely ugly. Or both.
No one can tell these people how disgusting they are, due to the community rule of "positive comments only", so many horny/ugly/deperate men comment that these girls are beautiful, thus inspiring them to become inflated in the ego and post more nauseating photos.
That last girl who posted in "show your boobs" was a total butterface!
If her nipples were eyes, she'd be watching the floor all the time!
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when a femal gives oral sex to a male while the male is watching tv, and after the femal is done delivoring oral sex the male bashes her head into the tv repeatedly.
Dang i need a new tv.
why?
me and my girlfriend did a show stopper.
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