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Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
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Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it
Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."
Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
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Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.
Who the hell made this mess?
Brandon Dubose
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The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
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5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones
Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time
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Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
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When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."
Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
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