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Stella 'ard Bastard

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.

Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.

by GroundKarate October 19, 2020


sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!

Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoria” earlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!

by Smittysmittysmitty March 5, 2018


Battlefield Bastards

The most bad ass group of bastards ever to walk the planet

me: dude, im a Battlefield Bastards
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..

by shdggsdv February 29, 2012

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little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005

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Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

by CatonR July 8, 2009

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rat bastard

An insult used to describe a ratty person, or someone who dresses poorly.

"Look in the mirror, rat bastard."

by baileyjean June 10, 2005

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White Trash Bastard

People who think that they are negro but are born completely and totally caucasian. AKA Brandon Christoffersen

Brandon is such a white trash bastard!

by Notorious KLZ February 18, 2004

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