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Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.

Quinn and Ian were batting together

by May 16, 2023


Batting

To text vigorously with someone.

Used by local kids When someone does texting with a person all the time.

He: John is texting with her all the day
Me: No, He is batting with her.

by drake4004 February 19, 2021


Bat Shit Crazy

A type of crazy beyond normal crazy. More "out there", "in their own world" kimd of crazy.

She saw him with that woman, and she went "bat shit crazy" on his ass. Everything went downhill from there.

by KeepinItREAL89 June 13, 2018


bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child

trisha paytes is bat shit crazy

by trynaproveapoint February 14, 2019


Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.

Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".

by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023


Bat-Licker

A term that defines people who refuse to wear a mask or take necessary precautions during the Covid-19 Pandemic. It is a derivation of the word "Rat-Licker" from the bubonic-plague period, which yields a similar meaning.

It may also be used for a more appropriate term than Anti-Maskers; Referencing the supplementing definition made by "Sheldon :)"

-- "Look at that Bat-Licker dude!"
-- "You'd think a Rat-Licker would've taught us something..."

by Xeryxoz August 20, 2020


bat gu

A traditional Chinese mainland whore who travels south to Taipei to solicit money in exchange for sexual favors from wealthy Taiwanese businessmen. Bat gu-s are also known as someone who has had extensive experience and therefore should be avoided at all times. Women who have less experience are known as "Gai." Bat gu also have a reputation for having "chou dao fu."

Chou went to Taiwan as a "bat gu" to find work outside of the mainland where everyone already knows her notorious reputation and has been spurned by her elders (jo-seen).

by Cha Su Bao August 14, 2006

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