clean shot

A good nice shot on/at any female being.

Guy 1: Wow! Direct hit!
Guy 2: Na that was a clean shot.

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granny shot

When a man is on his back and skeets at high velocity so that it lands over his shoulder on his pillow.

Girl: Another granny shot? Wow! You are amazing...
Guy: Damn, I'm out of pillowcases.

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mouth shot

Basically a cumshot inside the mouth but there is no swallowing of the cum involved

Even though she didnt swallow the mouth shot felt really good because she kept sucking it while i was cumming

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shot in the dark

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)

MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it

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Snot Shot

When a man puts the tip of his penis to a womans nostril and ejaculates, followed by the woman plugging her other nostril and blowing the semen out .

Like snorting blow but inhaling semen. Snot Shot "BABY"

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pocket shot

Noun
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.

"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."

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One Shot

When a person is knocked out cold, with one punch. Typically "one shot" is delivered from a juicehead with a running start. One shot can result in an overnight in the county jail.

"That's one shot kid, one shot!"

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