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Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019


medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020


he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.

girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft

by twerker82898 August 20, 2015


Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023


Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 10, 2021


soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020


Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020