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Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard
When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small
when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.
girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.
"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"