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The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"
"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."
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The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.
"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."
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Something to say when you shouldn't outright say "damn". No, It isn't a feminine cock block you silly morons.
Person1: "Aww beaver dam, I spilled liquid nitrogen all over my new pants!"
Person2: "Well, shucks, isn't that just a shame!"
Both: Hahaha!
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When a girl needs to go the toilet.
Claire: "I'm just popping to wring out the beaver"
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When 17 dudes line up in the mouth of the beaver and go in for an hour and a half coming out sweaty as fuck getting their ass tight
Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room
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chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.
"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"
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A Female who's body is slammin but she's a total skank...
damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"
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