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The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.
I went down town today for a spunky birthday
A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys
Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party
The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
For my birthday Jeff I want you birthday bus
Get a free ass picture for your birthday
1: It's my Birthday
2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic
An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.
Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland
Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday