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The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are
Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger
When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.
That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity
When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness
A black woman who exclusively dates white men.
Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes
When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.
When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?