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A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.
"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."
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When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.
"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."
"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."
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Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
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Clit boners, or also known as CB's, are when a girls clit becomes hard and aroused when she is turned on. Also can be used to describe dudes who are acting like faggots usually the ones with a tight Polo shirt on and a fake tan trying to act hard.
"Dude, we've got a bunch of clit boners in here."
"I bet that bitch has a fucking clit boner right now."
"If a dude can get a boner then chicks can get clit boners."
"That skirt is so short that I bet if she gets horny her clit boner would prop her skirt up."
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Anything in the world that contributes to a male erection.
Ben: Look at the tits on Tina!
Nick: She's so f'ing hot!
Josh: She is bona fide boner fodder.
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Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.
Do I really need one of these...
"When I slather her body with a stick of margarine she gets titty boners."
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When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.
John tried to jack off but he failed because he got boner-block.
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