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very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
this man drunker then Brandon Lopez
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Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it
Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."
Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
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Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
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An Asteroid.
Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
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Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
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5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones
Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time
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When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."
Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
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