lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.

I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.

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Sticky Cakes

when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky

Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !

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Majd Cake

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

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cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

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loafy cakes

1. A friend whom passes time at leisure; idle.

2. A friend whom resembles a shaped mass of baked Bread.

3. A friend who's shaped, usually rounded or oblong.

Hey Loafy Cakes, come pick me up. I locked my keys in my car again.

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Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

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Snake and Cake

The activity of "Snake and Caking" consists of smoking a large hash joint aka a "snake" aka a "snoop papi gagger" followed by indulging in a large amount of baked goods consisting of, but not limited to cakes and pastries.

Tonight we should snake and cake then watch 12 hours of Peaky Blinders

Lets go get snaked, then go cake.

I got the snake! Whose got the cake?

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