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When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.
For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.
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while haveing sexual intercourse you defikate on your hand and write a riddle with your partners back with your feces
Tim: Yo guys i just gave my girlfriend Meredith a Chinese Riddle Master
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Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
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Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.
That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
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A Chinese drive thru is where a Chinese person takes your order through an electric device.... and you can't understand anything the Asian is saying.
Asian - Hellowwww, me I taque yourrrrr ordaaa?
Guy - What?
Asian - Me hiy teque yoor odaaaa?
Guy - Can you put another person on the line?
Asian - oqueeeeeee, howld ommmm ay sequond
Guy - Don't you hate it when you need to go through a Chinese Drive-Thru
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A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.
Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.
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Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.
(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
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