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The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...
Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.
Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.
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Godly, Unstoppable, Amazing, Incredible, Extreme, Strong, Insanely Awesome, The Most Ultimate Ninja/Fighter In The World! Just About Every Word In The Entire Dictionary Is Describing Chuck Norris.
"Like lawl did you hear those Chuck Norris jokes?"
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1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat
Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.
Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"
-Chuck Norris
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Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.
Note: This is not a scene Deffinition
Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today
Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck's mom has got it going on. She is the kind of woman that everyone has been with. She is like the neighborhood bike. Everyone has had a good ride with Chuck's mom around the block. Like a bike, Chuck's mom is especially good when she is jumpin' and bumpin'!!
Hey want to go have a nice ride with Chuck's (Charles) mom because she is bumpin? Yes, I love riding Chuck's (Charles) mom
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butt-fuck chuck; a person acting as a fag homo or otherwise,leading you to believe that they enjoy recieving anal sex from other males
andrew: dude i want that in pink that would b fabulous!
mike: hey listen to butt-fuck chuck over here, "i want it in pink"...fag
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