dating someone really ugly/horrible because you know they'll never leave you
guy #1: id love to leave my girl for a bangin chick, but I won't because i know my girl would never leave me cause she's fat.
guy #2: safe dating is the way to do it!
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What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.
Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.
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Total pwnage or rape where the predator is known and avoided.
David: I just date raped you!
Garrett: No... I was tabbed out!...
Steven: Yea... we are too "PRO" for you...
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when the girl pays for a date, instead of the guy.
girl1: "did he pay for the date last night?"
girl2: "no, i took him out on a reverse date"
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he deseerves a chance, he is mature, hansom, and has changed since last time.
hey emily, why dont you go on a date with beau because he is to puss faced to ask you
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when you see some one from far away(but only the back of there head)and say there pretty hot then when you go up to them there ugly as hell
EX of a head date:
Wow that guys hot
(walk up to him...he turns around)
1. AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!(run for the hills)
or
2. say "can i date ur back side!!!"
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When two guys go on a date with each other and they aren't gay
"Hey Daniel, let's go out today on a No-Homo date."
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