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Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 01, 2018


Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021


Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.

-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.

by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 25, 2020


Dildo

WetBoy

You’re such a fucking dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023


dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022


Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by August 30, 2022


Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019