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the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.
"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.
Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.
When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
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What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat
It's pretty self explanatory....
Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it