Women best friend Mans worst enemy
"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
A tool used to make tacos better
I used a dildo to help make tacos faster
A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.
-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.
- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.
Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns
At night my mother uses her dildo
When a woman can't find a cock
"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"