thunder dog

When someone spreads their ass cheeks and farts on your dick

Dale gave frank a thunder dog

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Feeding the dog

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

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Dogs in the Pond

A variation of Dogs in the Tub; While banging someone who has a large vagina or "Loose Burger" due to child birth. A gentleman places his testicles inside the woman along with his penis. Thus making it easier for the entry of the 'Dogs'.

Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.

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Chili dog

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.

I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.

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red dogs

Police, when u see the lights on the top of a cop car flash. "red" dogs

Get of the block. u see them them red dogs flashin.

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dog fucking

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

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brew dog

A beer. Delicious.

Lets pound some brew dogs and some pussy tonight.

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