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Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.
Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.
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a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.
Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!
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A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.
Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?
Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."
Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."
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A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."
That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.
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(n.)
Insult one typically uses when too flustered to think of or actually pronounce the proper terms of douche fag or douche bag.
Refers to someone who has just pissed you off so monumentally that for lack of better lingual skills this word comes out as your insult.
*Man walks in and goes up to a priceless masterpiece you have been painting for several years and urinates on it. Before ripping him to pieces in blind maniacal rage, you scream out, "You,... you douche cag!!!"
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The act of being a super douche.
Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.
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Somebody with a very dirty head, or a another name for somebody that is a douche bag.
Girl: Hey, how are you?
Guy: It's over bitch.
Girl: What?
Guy: Go raise our kid.
Girl: Your such a douche head!
Guy: Cunt!
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